ocr: MONDAY,APRIL 8,2002 SLUGGY FREELANCE TORG, WHY IS THERE A PAIR OF PANTS LYING ON THE FLOOR OF YOUR OFFICE? THEY'RE MY EMERGENCY PANTS. L www.sluggy.com TORG, WHY DOYOU HAVE DON'T KNOW. BUT EMERGENCY EVERY HYPOTHETICAL PANTS? I'VE COME UP WITH, I'M GLADI RLA HAVE THEM. HRD O Pete Abrams, 2002. All rights reserved.
